I wouldn't do it, myself, since I'm not a defensively-skilled person. But it might be entertaining to watch if someone else did it and I was far enough away not to be hit by flying beer.
In a gentler appreciation of Texas idiosyncracy, the South Texas Botanical Garden in Corpus Christi is currently indulging in a Flamingo Fandango. One hundred, give or take a few.
Many outfitted by local artists, like this patriotic bird.
And this homage to the mighty University of Texas Longhorn.
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